Kaminey

The so-called dark phenomenon that vishal bharadwaj creates, is only restricted to the lack of light in shooting the scenes! Kaminey is anything but dark conceptually, in fact like the cliché goes, happy endings give you a hope to incessantly fight your life’s battles. Thing that shines through brightly is the fact that Shahid is the best when he does a subdued, earthy character. And both the Shahids in the flick were just that ! The moment he tries to act stylish, akshay-kumar like and funky – he looks uncomfortable. The beauty is that he looks all of these when he’s cast in just the opposite shade. Guddu and Charlie take the laurels away. Sweety (Priyanka Chopra) does complete justice to her part, the loud, gutsy, marathi girl who’s hopelessly in love ! Mikhail (Charlie’s ally) was a pleasant (though tiny!) surprise.
What’s irritating in this movie, along with the other ones of current era – is the fact that they manage to snipe the best songs out of the movie and place them right after ‘the end’ ! In the hustle-bustle of the exit and half screen eaten-up by the names of the technical directors and spot boys, the best song of the movie is assassinated. In kaminey, they do it with the lilting ‘pehli baar mohabbat’!
Kaminey gets 7.5 out of 10, from me !

Millionaire DevD in Dilli6

That was my weekend folks! 3 great movies in 2 days. Yes, I used the word great for all three. But obviously greatness can be given levels and surely operated upon ! Nothing’s perfect you see.
Dev D
Dev D is one hundred percent better dealth with this time. The loser and arrogant protagonist wakes up and smells the coffee in the new version of Devdas. He does not die a miserable death and gives the darkest, evilest people to turn around. Abhay Deol has lived through the movie, paro (maahi)and chanda(kalki) have given fantastic performances, as if they were what they were. Cinematography is..well let me simplify what Iam saying, the camera angles, scenes, and the shooting style literally talk to you ! No wonder Danny Boyle’s lending of his camera and inputs has reaped such a delectable fruit !

Dev Dhillon spoilt brat of a sugar mill owner was born with truckloads of luck, he acts as an ass but still manages to score, drinks alcohol day in day out with scoops of dope, doesn’t fall ill or spit blood (!) at all, triggers road rage under influence but none of the 7 people get killed, duped and deceived and left penniless, but the phone booth starts gushing out coins the moment he touches it, runs into just the right people to save his soul towards the end ! Brilliant music score and pace of the film. Adult content can make it awkward for you to watch if mummy papa sitting on your side seats. It’s a 2009 movie with an invisible tagline - sex, drugs and rock n’roll !
Dev D gets 8 out of 10 from me.

Slumdog Millionaire

This one has a marvelous plot, lots of slums and a happy ending. Ingredients for Oscar? Who would have thought ?!!!
Jamal Malik had always been a less enterprising, softie slumkid, with a tiger of an elder brother Salim. Having tigers at home can probably mean high security from baddies, but they can bite you quite a few times in bad humor. So that’s what’s happening. Jamal is sitting on the hot seat for his love Latika, not to give her a couple of millions but because he knew “Kaun banega crorepati” is her favorite TV show so she would be watching! Anyhow, he happened to answer all the questions (5 to be specific!) simply because they were related to his life somehow. 5 incidents got him 2 crores – is the feeling that I got at the end of the movie! How could a slumdog answer the rest of 25 questions of various difficulty levels?! Obviously difficult to pack them off in a 2 and a half hour movie, but still the feeling of incompleteness lingers on.
Every character in the movie has played their parts well. Oscar winning performances?! Who would have thought?!!!
Slumdog Millionaire get 6 out of 10 from me.

Dilli 6

This film is like a beautiful travelogue, and the host of the show takes you through the entire city. Better still, a travel reality show it is ! Welcome to dilli 6, we shall not be touring any other part of delhi at all, it is just going to be chandni chowk with pincode 110006 !
Roshan is visiting delhi from America. His granny pined to touch the motherland before she said goodbye to life. Though Waheeda Rehman the granny didn’t even come close to dying in the entire film. She was alright, and totally self-content after reaching her dilli 6. Whatever was happening with or to the poor grandson was the last item on her priority list. Anyway, Roshan encounters multiple impressionable characters during his visit, namely masakalli the pigeon, kala Bandar the monkey man, bittu the pretty thing from the neighbourhood, Ali baig the bachelor snooker champion of the locality, the cop who hated him.
Rakesh Omprakash Mehra could not deliver as ace an item as rang de basanti but dilli 6 is definitely passable. It is colorful, has a social message, brilliant music score – the trademark of ROMP movies.
Downsides, the movie is slow, doesn’t give sufficient space to any actor at all and has a documentary feel.
Dilli 6 gets 6 out of 10 from me.

Raaz - The Mystery Continues..

Except ofcourse, the mystery does not continue and ends when the movie ends! Which is a sigh of relief because horror movies that attempt to scare you for no rhyme or reason tend to irritate. It's a fair turn out in terms of an A-grade horror flick.

A fashion model, Nandita Chopra (Kangna ranaut) is in a relationship with a TV show producer Yash,(Adhyaan Suman) who has made it big quite recently. His show on superstitions works out ! Nandita moves into the swanky house he's just bought, however right after moving in with him, she starts being victimised by subtle presence of 'bhoot uncle' (you'd know why i use the word bhoot uncle when you watch the movie, or possibly i may blurt it out by the end of this piece). She witnesses wine glasses falling, lights flickering, strange mirror images, etc etc. Prithvi the painter (Emraan Hashmi), is painting nandita by trucksfull in all sorts of ghastly states like wrist slit open, lying in a pool of blood, etc etc. Apparently he gets these images of her in his mind right before they actually happen to her. He follows her around to warn her. She obviously runs away from a spikey-haired staring-glaring bloke ! TV bigwig dismisses her sliced wrist, the injuries on her body, her inexplicable bewildered state as mere figment of her imagination - after all he's just recieved an award on his superstition blockbuster!
Anyhow, there is bhoot in the movie. Kangna sets out with Emraan to figure out the similar 3 cases of possessed and now-dead people, and land up in a pilgrim town called Kalindi.
Why does the painter get premonitions of Model-in-distress? Why is this model being targetted in the first place?
That's the mystery. Bhoot uncle is Jackie Shroff.
The tormented ghost is looking for justice. And justice is served in the end. I'll save the mystery-plot, so that you can contemplate catching the desi horror movie.
Good performances, great music, decent plot.
Biggest negative - the scary movie is hardly scary! (which is personally alright by me where i get to feel brave by watching a horror flick on big screen, at the same time my nerves stay put!)
Raaz-the mystery continues gets 5 out of 10 from me !

Ghajini

Ghajni is the villain who goes around sabotaging people’s lives including our protagonist, Sanjay Singhania (Aamir khan). Ghajini has 20 minutes of screen presence and yet the movie is titled in his name. Why? First, because it’s a smart thing to do from a film-making perspective. Secondly, it’s justified to the core. If it was not for Ghajini, Sanjay Singhania would have happily married his sweetheart and lived happily everafter. If it wasn’t for Ghajini, he wouldn’t have suffered the most unique disease of short-term memory loss ! If it wasn’t for Ghajini, Aamir khan wouldn’t have gotten into such a yum shape ! Great film, great music, great performances. Horrifying violent scenes in the movie do not take away the romance in the least bit.

Sanjay the business tycoon falls in love with a happy-go-lucky struggling actor Kalpana (Asin). Kalpana reciprocates thinking sanjay is some struggling model, in dire need of money and work. His seeming poverty could have been the major motivator for her to fall in love with him since she is an audacious little missy with her too-goody shoes on, 24x7! He can never bring himself to tell her that he’s actually a filthy rich businessman with no parents or relatives whatsoever ! He’s totally embarrassed of the millions and millions of moollah that he makes everyday ! And one messy evening Ghajini ends up ending her life while she’s out to help a few girls from an orphanage. The massacre happens right infront of our rich shy boy Aamir and complex creature that he already was, he loses his mind and some of it’s key memory cells. Jiah khan (I forget her screen name, actually her presence itself invokes memory-loss in me !) helps Sanjay get killed on a number of occasions and then finally comes around helping Sanjay kill Ghajini. Story of revenge for love. Sounds run-of-the-mill? Well, it's not..check it out.
Ghajini gets 8 out of 10 from me.

Oye Lucky Lucky Oye

What an interesting piece of work! You can't call it a movie, it's like a patchwork of incidents in the protagonist's life. Inspired by a real-life thief Bunty, our heroman lucky is really lucky when it comes to working his charm to smuggle, burgle and steal and getting away with it ! The movie depicts lucky as a teenager, then in the later part as a full grown man (ahem!). Abhay Deol is subtly endearing with his quiet naughtiness, and by the way, he reminds you more of Dharmendra than Dharmendra's very own bobby and sunny ! A sophisticated version of garam dharam is Abhay. Our superchor has a love interest too, in the movie (Neetu chandra). She's pretty low-profile herself, that's pretty AND low-profile.

No thrill, no frill, no full songs, no start, no end and yet gripping ! That's Oye lucky lucky oye for you, full of funny liners and situations, typical delhi flavour, realistic and crisp.
It does fail in giving you melodrama that yash banners and chopras dish out. It's miserable if you're measuring it on the glamour scale that Karan Johars of the world deliver each time. It also leaves you wanting more.....
Oye Lucky Lucky Oye gets 6.5 on 10 from me!

Rock On

One of the rare movies that are predictable, yet watchable - and how ! Didn't all of us know that the movie is going to be about 4 guys who form a band, then probably split-up due to some inconsequential reasons, if happy ending prevails, then become a band again! And that is PRECISELY the story of Rock On !
However, the tale is told in a crisp, matter-of-factly manner which is appealing. Farhan Akhtar the lead singer of magik(yeah thats the band name, very innovative one would say)has not been gifted by a powerful voice, but in order to eat the ultimate rockstar pie and realzing his teenage fantasy, he projects HIMSELF as the singer ! That's lame. A bit juvenile too. Though surprisingly most of the tunes are catchy despite Farhan's ghastly voice ! Arjun Rampal is the true hero by the way. Subtle and intense. Poorab Kohli is instantly likeable. Luke Kenny is awkward and gawky, apparently he was delirious that he finally got to be in a movie ! The girls were alright, though Farhan should've stuck to his first girl friend, she was cooler and cuter than Prachi Desai. No offense Prachi, what's true is true.
The whole atmosphere of the movie is that of a rock concert, only better because you get to do your thing sitting down on comfy chairs !
Rock On gets 5 out of 10 from me !

Bachna Aye Haseeno

A full-fledged treat of a film after a really long time. Few months of crappy cinema is like a drought of a lifetime !

Bachna is a modern saga of a man's journey from boyhood to maturehood, wherein he comes across mainly three women of different shapes, sizes, colors and genres ! Ranbir the teenager runs into Minisha (who looked so shockingly old as a 16 year old that even if she was paired with Ranbir in the later years of his life, she would've passed off as his elder sister!). Ranbir the new-age executive then dates Bipasha. She was a pleasant surprise. One expected HER to be the old-hag but she looked stunning, cynical yes, but stunning! To boot, Ranbir-Bipasha had a steamy chemistry ! Especially in the elevator scene, where you could slice the sexual tension with a knife ! Finally the real life babe enters the reel life, Deepika the taxi-driver and a part-time MBA student. Snappy, smart and composed. It's a story of Karmas, how good reaps good and bad comes and messes you up.

Engaging dialogues and cinematography. Fantastic bodies and clothes. Near-smooth direction.

The positives should've taken the film to perfection (!)had it not been for the faux-pas, as we say.

Minisha, the 1992, girl friend is doting - harem pants ! The director and the stylist completely ignored the finer points, this is just ONE example - 2008 trend in 1992!! Post break the movie breaks down ! Why o why?! Why do Indian directors love to dwell on the most uninteresting junctures?! Infact, 'dwelling' is like a 'swelling' - it can damage a brilliant scene too!

Bachna Aye Haseeno deserves 6 on 10 from me !